ALINCO'S LETTER TO BILL GATES

To:        Bill Gates Microsoft
                    From:         Alinco
                    Subject:     Problems with my new computer.
            Dear Mr Bill Gates,
    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1.     There is a 'start' button but no 'stop' button. We request you check this.
2.    One doubt is whether any 'rescooter' is available in system? I find only 'recycle but I own a scooter at home.
3.    There is a 'find' button which is not working; My wife lost the door key and we've tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace it. Please rectify this problem
4.    My child learnt 'MICROSOFT WORD' now he wants to learn 'MICROSOFT SENTENCE', so when will you provide that?
5.    There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, what about MICROSOFT HOME since I use d computer at home.
6.    I bought computer, CPU, mouse & keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows,  'My Computer',when will you provide the remaining items?
7.    Last one sir; how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

                Your funny guy
                Alinco!