D kinda 👀 lashes som girls fix eeh,u won't need hand fan again. They should just be blinking their eyes n ur sweat wil dry off!
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He promise 2 take u 2 places u ve never been b4 & u were happy. he took u 2 his village & u re angry, My sister ve u be dere b4?
.Nobody has many Cousins and Uncles than a cheating Girlfriend.
.Some of these little girls are 15 years old and already on Facebook posting "I''M IN LOVE". Little girl who are you in love with? Spongebob?
.¶¶ ... You owe nobody a Flat Tummy Shine on with your GP tank biko 🏃 🏃 🏃
.My sister, you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20s , while your father is still broke in his 60's. #BeReal Dis is Africa.
.My sister, please match your makeup with your neck. You can't be Rihanna and black otutu at the same time.
.Girls’ eyebrows these days are looking like they got sponsored by NIKE
.Every woman should have four pets in her life:
A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything” – Paris Hilton
.A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything” – Paris Hilton
Sex is not the answer; Yes is the answer
.I’m sorry I didn’t mean to “Push all your buttons, I was just looking for mute!
.I stopped trusting women when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener and a mirror – Mugabe
.Good girls are found in every corner of the earth; but unfortunately, Earth is round
.A jelous woman does better research than the FBI
.Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you
.A woman’s anger is like a check engine light. There’s no way to figure out why it came on. Just ignore it and hope it goes away
.I’m sorry I didn’t mean to “push all your buttons” I was just looking for mute
.When a woman says “WHAT?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said
.If women ruled the world there would be no wars …. Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other
.A jelous girlfriend can even look at your calendar and ask who is July?
.Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything in their path. Then they are calm again
.Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom
.2 THEORIES ON ARGUING WITH A GIRL
1) If the girl is right, be fair with her and keep quiet
2) If the girl is wrong, be fair to yourself and keep quiet
.1) If the girl is right, be fair with her and keep quiet
2) If the girl is wrong, be fair to yourself and keep quiet
Ladies don't let your man value you ONLY at night, you’re not a torch light
.Behind every heels there is a slippers inside the handbag. If you know, you know.
.Why buy a lipstick worth #5,000 for a lip that can't even pronounce Ecclesiastes
.Ugly girls hardly change profile foto because they know how they suffered to look handsome in the previous foto 😂🤣😂🤣
.Tall girls pressing phone at night be looking like street lights🤭
.When some girls are looking for boyfriend U I'll see dem uploading pictures with the tag @no body's Queen with no worries
.If u visit a guy & he takes ur slippers inside. My sister forget it, u re a side chick. Don't wait 4 a pastor to tell u
.And ladies are always like.... "All he wants is sex" My sister have you tried giving him money and he rejected? 😂😂😂😂😂
.My sister, please match your makeup with your neck. You can't be Rihanna and black otutu at the same time.
.If Slim Girls are called Bae fat girls should be called basin
.I told a SLAY QUEEN to download IMO for video call, and She told me she prefer Anambra. Please where can I faint comfortably?
.When you see cockroaches in your house it's a sign you have food. Cockroaches are like slay Queens, they hate poverty
.Two ladies become friends easily if they hate the same lady!
.Having sex with him doesn't make his car yours
.Women will tell you dat men can lie, cheat, etc. But they seem to forget that what a man can do a woman can do better… 😃😃
.Ladies please dont kill yourself trying to look expensive, Most men dont even know the difference between Brazilian hair and goat hair.
.I went to my girlfriends place I cracked a joke and the guy under the bed started laughing😂😂😂🙆
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A broke girl's favorite sentence "can you do me a favour?"
.Are you still angry? " That's how 99% of African girls do apologize.
.My gf asked me for her birthday gift, she demanded a gift that will last for the year 2018. I gave her a 2018 calendar.
.Don't feel bad if girl's don't reply to your inbox some of them can't read
.The way some girls smoke these days, I pray they don't give birth to firewood..
.''I don't date guys who don't have cars'',says a girl who bath with a soap till it becomes size of a simcard.
.No girl is ugly...It's just that some of them look like their fathers ..
.For some of the ladies! If you count the number of beds they have slept on, it's enough to open 17 Hospitals!
.When a woman decides to revenge..... Even the devil sits down to take lessons
.Dear ladies If you want to beg for airtime, please make it clear abeg. . What is, You're such a handsome man. I wish I could continue chatting with you but my data has expired?
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