If u're my friend, be my friend. If u're my enemy, be my enemy. Stay one place and stop confusing the thunder😒
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Don't let anyone who doesn't give u money give u headache Panadol is now #200
.Nowadays u go to a club and u think is a P.T.A meeting Too many young girls and old men
.If He Only Wants Your Breasts, Legs And Thighs Send Him To KFC. "Grow Up, You're Not A CHICKEN"
.A good name is better than fine perfume
.Weaves are meant to enhance beauty, but some girls wear them to confirm gender.
.Ladies If his phone rings and he goes outside ,my sister follow him & help him find the signal.
.My Secondary School Teacher Taught Me Most Of The Lies I Tell Today, She'll tell Me To Write A Letter To My Uncle Abroad When She Knows My Uncle Is In The Village..
.If her phone rings and she stares at you before picking, my brother just know your 'assistant' is calling 😂
.Behind every stingy uncle, there is a useless university girl eating his money.
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I Really Thank God That You Girls Can't Draw Dimples! 😂
.You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone?? That's common sense leaving your body.... 😂😂
.If you're taken, let it be known. Stop acting single. And wasting people's time in ur inbox
.Some of you are not really humble, You are just broke.
.when your girlfriend say "we need to talk" and she starts with words like " you know i love you right " My brother just cry because you're about to be single
.Nigeria uncles be like U re now a big girl oooo Oya turn around let me see In fact sit on my lap
.Not all 👬 men are players Some of them are coaches and referee
.If he give you money for abortion use dat money for babyShower When the baby is born tell him 2 kill the baby himself
.Some people English be like, "Am tall in complexion"
.A girl wrote on her status "All men are goats" And i asked her "Have u given ur father grass today?:v And she blocked me. Pls did i ask anything bad?
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Some parents want their daughter to get married but they don't allow them to go out of d house Let them sit at home and Download the husband na
.Assuming people can fear God the way they fear soldiers Dis life for never spoil reach like dis
.Some girls have never seen the doors of a gym but they are physically fit from running from one man to another.
.Listening to your wife is like looking at the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still agree.
.Make Sure You Live A Better Life Than Someone You Gossip About..
.Ladies if your Ex text you and say " I still love you and i want you back" My sister just reply "i don't do part 2's i'm not a Nigerian movie"
.U can't date a man living with his mother but u can date a man living with his wife. how do U want Ur thunder, fried or Boiled?
.How can u go to a pharmacy shop to buy poison to kill urself And u still wait to collect change Re u serious
.People who argue on their cell phones in public should do it on loud speaker so we can hear both sides of the story. Period.
.In Africa no-one will believe you got HIV from a razor blade. It must be through sex
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U'll be prayn 4 ur sugar daddy to remember u, his wife wll be praying 4 him to forget u.U pple are just confusing d innocent man
.My brother you are saying your wife can't cook? it's okay !!you're in a marriage not a restaurant
.Laughter is the best medicine But if you are 😁 laughing for nothing U need medicine
.Why do some girls say "all men are the same" yet they haven't tried me? That should be a police case, False Accusation!
.Women are very funny, you will meet a girl in a taxi.You pay taxi fare for her and buy her Yoghurt then exchange numbers, And you will see her save your name as TAXI YOGHURT.
.Some girls will not be able to see their future husband because of eye lashes
.Some people will come to the ATM, see others on queue and still ask "IS IT PAYING?" No we came to vote in a new president
.My sisters, just because he has a beard doesn't make him man enough even goats have beards and all they do is Meeeehhhh
.When your husband spends lavishly on you , it's love. But when your brother does the same on his wife , he was bewitched.
.AFRICAN TIME = Those who dress smartly and smell nice but still wear a watch that isn’t working are among the problems we have in Africa.
.If your boyfriend has no beards, then you are dating an emoji. Or sticker 😥😂😥😂😥😂😥
.Ladies,if your boyfriend invites you to his house,and his friends start leaving 1 by 1,my sister follow the last friend
.“Send me transport money first” has kept many girls away from their future husband 😅
.Dear ex if I could rewind back the day I meant u I for just stay hux dey cook beans one by one
.Before u Gossip and talk rubbish about someone, sit down, relax, and ask urself Na dis one I come live come do?
.Behind every successful yahoo boy is a jobless 👧 girl looking for iPhone
.Back in the days when a guy took a girl home to meet his parents it meant that it was a serious relationship.But now its just a format, if you like, meet his ancestors, but you can still become his ex
.Just because you bought a car now you want to organize old students reunion
."Blah Blah Blah I Need A Man Who Can Cook" My Sister Can You Mix Cement...? 😀🚶
.Dear sisters, do not be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.
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