So far so good, Toilet is still the best place to chew Stolen Meat😹😹😹😹
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Hot temper is not good at all I almost told my wife that I caught my girlfriend with another man 🙊😀😀guess what would have happened
.Fat ladies are always shy to hang their Pant outside because it will be looking like a school signboard 😁😁😁😁😁
.Did you know Having too many Fat Girls on your List Drains your Phone Battery. 😀😀
.Who prepared the food that I ate in my dream last night? Please reduce the pepper tonight, I beg, I'm on my knees 😂😂😂🏃🏃
.80 percent of unwanted pregnancies started from “Bros abeg open door make I charge phone"😂
.All those #Students that use to go and tell Teachers that we have "Free Period" so that they can come and use it... I hope you have now become Ministers of information! Ndi ara😠😠😠😂😂😂
.If your class has too many pretty girls you are studying a useless Course
.I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid; I really thought you already knew!
.If I Died, I want my friends to keep updating my status to freak people out
.I’m not a complete idiot…..some parts are missing
.They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as much as possible. I’ll soon be a genius.
.I didn’t fart, My ass likes you so much. It just blew you a kiss
.Of course I talk to my self. Self…..Sometimes I need expert advice
.OMG! I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain; on the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left!!
.At least it’s better to be someone who cannot think clearly than one who clearly cannot think
.I wish I were a unicorn so that I could stab people with my head
.A giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of his throat. Even think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
.What do you take when your butt hurts? Assprin
.If you’re going to be a smart ass – first you have to be smart otherwise you are just an ass
.Sometimes, when I close my eyes I can’t see
.I hate when I forget to press send and I’m sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply
.Everyone has the right to be stupid…..It’s just that some people abuse the privilege
.I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth
.I never make the same mistake twice….I make it 5 or 6 times just to be sure
.Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there is an idiot pulling a door that says, “Push”
.Laughing is the best medicine but if you’re laughing for no reason, you may need medicine
.I love you with all my butt, would have said heart but my butt is bigger
.I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
.My kid is just as weird and twisted as I am. I’m not sure if I should be proud or scared
.Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you are stupid
.Inspiration strikes at very funny times
.When you die, you don't know that you are Dead . All the pain is felt by others .The same thing happens when you are stupid.
.Slap me ,stab me,offend me I will forgive u. But if u jump me while sharing jollof rice @ a Wedding, Trust me we will die together
.ON A FATHER'S DAY
Yesterday would have been your day as well but you asked her to abort Maybe u will b celebrated on world abortion day; idiot
.Yesterday would have been your day as well but you asked her to abort Maybe u will b celebrated on world abortion day; idiot
80 percent of unwanted pregnancies started from “Bros abeg open door make I charge phone"
.When you find the key to Success, Some Idiots change the lock; so stop finding the key and break the door"
.I am so angry that I wanna eat my dinner this morning
.Girl's that wear heels 👠 to event & come back with slippers don't last in marriage 💍 they can't endure👌 😂😂😂🏃🏃
.Cigarettes and weed are for small boys Real men smoke mosquito coil
.I thought people said weed is bad..... I just smoked it now and feel nothing happens to me....... meanwhile I've sold my phone to buy airtime
.Boys,the best way to propose to a girl Take her to the boat in the middle of a river and say "Honey marry me or leave my boat"
.No matter how bad you are, you're not useless. You can still be used as a bad example.
.Girls With Big Forehead Hardly Forgive People.✋ 😂
.Dump your girlfriend if she counts money from the ATM. If she can’t trust a machine there’s no way she'll trust you.
.I am in need of a girlfriend that will be with me until I find my future wife...😁😁😁😂😂
.Even if am dating 5 girls, it doesn't mean you should steal one na, me that I'm gathering them, am I mad?
.The main reason I don't feel like getting married now is dat, everyone Will Know am having sex including my mum and Dad, And it Makes me feel shy 🙈😢
.When a herdsman dies, his son inherits his cows., but when a professor dies his certificates becomes a waste. Moral Lesson: use your school fees to buy cows. Wisdom will not kill me
.Hold and secure ur job ooo U see a these youth wen just finish NYSC I nor like their 👀 eyes
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