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Showing posts with label Egg heads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Egg heads. Show all posts
FORMING THINGS💬0

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E get one Lady for my department wey dey claim ajebo. One day for skul dat kind 7:30 am, we were having early morning lecture; eventually She started feelin…
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MAGA💬0

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I told her ... I might not be rich or have cars and big companies like my friend kofi but I can surely offer you true love, happiness and sincerity ...she look…
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REALLY DRUNK ?💬0

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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them , "We have reached…
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WRONG NUMBER💬0

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One day Santa called his home and the servant picked up the phone. Santa : Where is my wife ? Servant : She is with her husband. Santa : Fool, I'm her h…
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REAP WHAT YOU SOW💬0

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Teacher : who is a pharmacist? Akpors :  (raise up his hand....) Teacher :  so, is it only Akpors that knows the answer ? So there is nobody else to answer the…
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MR. MAD💬0

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There are (4) friends living together in a house. There names are Mad, Nobody, impossible, and Somebody. One day Impossible left home with his girlfriend while…
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FEELING SMART💬0

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Eggistu, Akpors and Alinco went to rob a supermarket at night. They decided not to give an answer to any question if they were unfortunately caught. A neighbor…
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WHAT A PITY💬0

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Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Alinco walked straight to the ugly girl. Alinco :         Hello! Ugly girl :   …
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BIG RAM💬0

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Puppadon: Take this N150,000, go to computer village and buy me a quality laptop with a big RAM. Eggistu: Okay!. Eggistu didn't return after two days, so P…
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JUST CHECKING💬0

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Two Boko Haram boys were making letter bombs. 1st Boy: I’m not sure I put enough explosives in this envelope before i sealed it. 2nd Boy: “Well, then open it a…
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DO ME, I DO YOU💬0

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There was a house of a drunkard with a very big hole dug in it. One day he came back very drunk and this was what happened. DRUNK MAN : Open the door. WIFE : …
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WHAT A PITY💬0

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Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Alinco walked straight to the ugly girl. Alinco :         Hello! Ugly girl :   …
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PATRIOTIC CITIZEN💬0

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Akpors was arrested by the police and taken to court. Magistrate :  Akpors, you were arrested on the expressway for abruptly stopping your car in the middle of…
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STUPIDITY💬0

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Akpors sat in a bar and was very moody. Alinco goes over and asks, " Akpors, what happened?" Akpors replied, " I borrowed Kappudon N2 million  f…
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RELAXING INDEED💬0

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Akpors was enjoying the sun at the beach when a lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Akpors replied; "No, I am Akpors". A man came…
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WINE PALAVA💬0

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Eggistu, a house boy usually sneaks into his master's room to drink his wine. After drinking his master's wine, he adds water to top it up. One day his…
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EGG HEADS💬0

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THIS IS WORSE Simbi: Ali says I'm pretty while Eggistu says I'm ugly. What do you think, Akpors? Akpors: A little bit of both. I think you are pretty u…
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JUST FOR MY GIRL💬0

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*Girl is crying* Dad : Why ya' crying? Girl : My boyfriend dumped me! Dad (Grabs shotgun): I'll be back... *A while later, dad comes back* Girl : What…
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I LOVE MY BOOKS💬0

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Musiphat goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. Alinco is the Librarian… Musiphat :  Pls do you have a book on suicide ? Akpors :  Why do you want t…
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ALINCO'S LETTER TO BILL GATES💬0

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To:        Bill Gates Microsoft                     From:         Alinco                     Subject:     Problems with my new computer.             Dear Mr Bi…
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