3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them , "We have reached our destination".
The 1st guy gave him money while the 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. Then he asked the 3rd drunk, "whats that for ?".The 3rd drunk guy replied, "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, WHILE DRIVING; YOU NEARLY KILLED US."
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