VERY SHORT FUNNY JOKES - laughing tonic (11)

PUPPADON: I have a very secure job.
EGGISTU: How come?
PUPPADON: There’s nobody else who would want it.

PEPISCO: How do I look?
EGGISTU: “With your eyes,of course!

EGGISTU: Dad, I’m hungry!
DAD: Oh hello Hungry, I’m Dad!
EGGISTU: But I’m really hungry!
DAD: And I’m really Dad.”

EGGISTU: Yo Dad, what’s up?
DAD: The ceiling.

DOCTOR: How do you feel?
EGGISTU: With my hands.

I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.

PEPISCO: Could you call me a taxi, please?
EGGISTU: As you wish, dear taxi.

EGGISTU: Can you put my shoes on, dad?
DAD: Actually, I think they’re a bit too small for me.”

DAD: Have you heard there was a kidnapping at the school?
EGGISTU: What? No!
DAD: But it’s fine now, the kid woke up again.

MUM: Can you put the cat out, please?
EGGISTU: Why, is it on fire?

PEPISCO: Do you know how to make somebody curious?
PUPPADON: No
PEPISCO: I'll tell you tomorrow!

PUPPADON: I was a doctor for a while but then I quit.
PEPISCO: Why?
PUPPADON: I simply didn’t have enough patience

TEACHER: Name five different animals.
EGGISTU: The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.

It is evening. Eggistu and his friend are sitting by a camp fire.
They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in.
Suddenly, fireflies appear and Eggistu swears: “These darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even brought lanterns with them to find us!“

TEACHER: What is black – white – black – white – black – white?
EGGISTU: A penguin rolling down a mountain!