Real friends don’t get offended when you “insult” them. They smile and call you something even more offensive
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A good friend is like a bra; hard to find one you’re comfortable with. Always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
.When I miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot
.Can I borrow a kiss; I promise, I will give it back
.Instead of saying LOL, I’m going to say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more truthful
.Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…..alone
.Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes
.We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up….after I finish laughing
.I hate you, and then I love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff, then rush to the bottom to catch you.
.Rain is not only drops of water. It’s the love of the sky for Earth. They never meet each other but send love this way
.I may be a sweet girl, but…. If you make me mad, I have a pocket full of crazy waiting to come out.
.KISS ME:
I can’t taste my lips, please could you do it for me
.I can’t taste my lips, please could you do it for me
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put I IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
.Never stick your tongue out at someone you can’t lick - Sid Bolon
.Dear LOL, Thank you for being there when I have nothing else to say
.There’s only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half. I don’t want two of you around.
.Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh
.NORMAL FRIEND: Wow! You’re so pretty
BEST FRIEND: Shrek called; he wants his face back
.BEST FRIEND: Shrek called; he wants his face back
Friends are like boobs. You got big ones, small ones, real ones and fake ones.
.SELFIE = Me and my friends everytime we meet
.I’m an odd combination of really sweet and don’t mess with me
.I’m a “call me when you get home so I know you made it there safe” Type of person
.If you hurt my bestfriend, I can make your death look like an accident
.That moment when you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up
.You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now
.I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
.OFFERED COOKIE FROM A FRIEND:
ME: Thanks
OFFERED COOKIE FROM MY BEST FRIEND:
ME: What haveh you done to it?
.ME: Thanks
OFFERED COOKIE FROM MY BEST FRIEND:
ME: What haveh you done to it?
When I text you a massive paragraph and you reply 40 minutes later with “k”………Are you asking to be punched?
.My favourite kind of pain is in my stomach. When my friends make me laugh too hard
.There is always that one person who catch you doing something weird
.Never let your friends feel lonely….Disturb them at all times
.True friends don’t judge each other…..They judge other people……Together!
.No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with
.I’ve enjoyed not hearing from you
.There is no”U” in awesome…..but there is a “ME”
.Do you ever listen to a story and think lie, lie, lie, lie, lie!
.Love me and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me and I’ll drop those mountains on your head
.Never let your friends lonely….Disturb them at all times
.My maturity level depends on who I’m with
.I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence
.When I text you, it means I miss you; when I don’t text you it means I’m waiting for you to miss me.
.FRIEND: Are you free tonight?
ME: No, I'm expensive
.ME: No, I'm expensive
Remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English
.I hope we’re friends until we die and then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people…
.Friends go like the waves of the ocean but the true ones stay…..like an octopus on your face
.I’m actually a very nice person until you piss me off
.When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s cute. I just think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a date
.Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you
.I hate it when I think of something really funny then I say it and it’s rubbish
.CAUTION = You might get addicted to me
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