TEACHER: What is sticky and brown?
EGGISTU: A stick!
EGGISTU: A stick!
TEACHER: What swims and starts with a T?
EGGISTU: Two ducks.
EGGISTU: Two ducks.
PEPISCO: I'm I fat
EGGISTU: I’d never say you’re fat! You’re just a bit more visible.
EGGISTU: I’d never say you’re fat! You’re just a bit more visible.
A pig stands in front of an electric socket: “Oh no, who put you into that wall?!”
PEPISCO: So where's my birthday gift?
EGGISTU: Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.
EGGISTU: Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.
MUM: Please call the hospital and lets be sure your sister, DELAYIN is getting better
EGGISTU: I already called the hospital but the line was dead.
EGGISTU: I already called the hospital but the line was dead.
Two blind men meet. One says to the other: “Hey dude, long time no see!”
When everything’s coming your way – perhaps you’re in the wrong direction on the highway
I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So I asked them if they were gay. They promptly arrested me.
EGGISTU: Do you know this joke where all the idiots say no?
PEPISCO: No
PEPISCO: No
A woman complains to her mother, “I had this big fight with my husband and at the end he just told me to go to hell.”
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Mother frowns, “Oh, and so you came to me, huh?”
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Mother frowns, “Oh, and so you came to me, huh?”
EGGISTU: Why do you look so sad?
KAPUDON: I wanted to drown my worries but my wife didn’t want to go in the water.
KAPUDON: I wanted to drown my worries but my wife didn’t want to go in the water.
Do not use the toilet in a dream. It’s a trap!
EGGISTU: You really are the most jealous girl I know.
PEPISCO: Oh, so you know lots of other girls, don't you?
PEPISCO: Oh, so you know lots of other girls, don't you?
My car horn now sounds like gunshots. People move out of the way much faster recently.
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