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VERY SHORT FUNNY JOKES - laughing tonic (13)


TEACHER: What is sticky and brown?
EGGISTU: A stick!


TEACHER: What swims and starts with a T?
EGGISTU: Two ducks.

PEPISCO: I'm I fat
EGGISTU: I’d never say you’re fat! You’re just a bit more visible.

A pig stands in front of an electric socket: “Oh no, who put you into that wall?!”

PEPISCO: So where's my birthday gift?
EGGISTU: Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.

MUM: Please call the hospital and lets be sure your sister, DELAYIN is getting better
EGGISTU: I already called the hospital but the line was dead.

Two blind men meet. One says to the other: “Hey dude, long time no see!”


When everything’s coming your way – perhaps you’re in the wrong direction on the highway

I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So I asked them if they were gay. They promptly arrested me.

EGGISTU: Do you know this joke where all the idiots say no?
PEPISCO: No

A woman complains to her mother, “I had this big fight with my husband and at the end he just told me to go to hell.”
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Mother frowns, “Oh, and so you came to me, huh?”

EGGISTU: Why do you look so sad?
KAPUDON: I wanted to drown my worries but my wife didn’t want to go in the water.

Do not use the toilet in a dream. It’s a trap!

EGGISTU: You really are the most jealous girl I know.
PEPISCO: Oh, so you know lots of other girls, don't you?

My car horn now sounds like gunshots. People move out of the way much faster recently.

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