EGG HEADS

THIS IS WORSE
Simbi: Ali says I'm pretty while Eggistu says I'm ugly. What do you think, Akpors?
Akpors: A little bit of both. I think you are pretty ugly.

MAGICAL OPERATION
Akpors: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation.
Doctor: Yes, of course.

Akpors: Great. I never could before.

FUNNY TENSE
Teacher: "If I say that I am beautiful," what tense is it?
Alinco: Obviously, it's the past tense.

GUESS WHAT ?
Eggistu: "Akpors, Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
Akpors: "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
Eggistu: "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."

DON'T BREAK YOUR PROMISE
A student is talking to his teacher.
Akpors: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
Teacher:" Of course not."
Akpors: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

YOU'RE FIRED
Boss: Akpors! Please, can you call me a taxi.
Akpors: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Boss : You're fired

WHAT A DIFFERENCE
Teacher: What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?
Eggistu: 3 boys + 1 girl = problem while 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."