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Showing posts with label conversational. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conversational. Show all posts
WRONG NUMBER💬0

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One day Santa called his home and the servant picked up the phone. Santa : Where is my wife ? Servant : She is with her husband. Santa : Fool, I'm her h…
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REAP WHAT YOU SOW💬0

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Teacher : who is a pharmacist? Akpors :  (raise up his hand....) Teacher :  so, is it only Akpors that knows the answer ? So there is nobody else to answer the…
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MR. MAD💬0

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There are (4) friends living together in a house. There names are Mad, Nobody, impossible, and Somebody. One day Impossible left home with his girlfriend while…
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FEELING SMART💬0

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Eggistu, Akpors and Alinco went to rob a supermarket at night. They decided not to give an answer to any question if they were unfortunately caught. A neighbor…
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WHAT A PITY💬0

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Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Alinco walked straight to the ugly girl. Alinco :         Hello! Ugly girl :   …
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BIG RAM💬0

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Puppadon: Take this N150,000, go to computer village and buy me a quality laptop with a big RAM. Eggistu: Okay!. Eggistu didn't return after two days, so P…
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JUST CHECKING💬0

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Two Boko Haram boys were making letter bombs. 1st Boy: I’m not sure I put enough explosives in this envelope before i sealed it. 2nd Boy: “Well, then open it a…
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WHAT....?💬0

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ALINCO : Meet my Wife Jane. EGGISTU : Oh! I know her. ALINCO : How? EGGISTU : We were caught sleeping together. ALINCO : What?? What the hell? . . . . . . EGGI…
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DO ME, I DO YOU💬0

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There was a house of a drunkard with a very big hole dug in it. One day he came back very drunk and this was what happened. DRUNK MAN : Open the door. WIFE : …
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WHAT A PITY💬0

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Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Alinco walked straight to the ugly girl. Alinco :         Hello! Ugly girl :   …
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YOUR STORY💬0

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A (90) year old man marries an 18 year old lady and goes to a doctor. MAN : My 18 year old wife is pregnant. What's your opinion, doctor? Dr KAPPUDON :    …
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PATRIOTIC CITIZEN💬0

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Akpors was arrested by the police and taken to court. Magistrate :  Akpors, you were arrested on the expressway for abruptly stopping your car in the middle of…
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WHAT A DREAM💬0

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GIRLFRIEND : (Low Voice) Sweetie, Last night I had a dream about you. ALINCO : (excited) Oh, Tell me Something Honey... GIRLFRIEND : I dreamt We were traveling…
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WINE PALAVA💬0

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Eggistu, a house boy usually sneaks into his master's room to drink his wine. After drinking his master's wine, he adds water to top it up. One day his…
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EGG HEADS💬0

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THIS IS WORSE Simbi: Ali says I'm pretty while Eggistu says I'm ugly. What do you think, Akpors? Akpors: A little bit of both. I think you are pretty u…
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JUST FOR MY GIRL💬0

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*Girl is crying* Dad : Why ya' crying? Girl : My boyfriend dumped me! Dad (Grabs shotgun): I'll be back... *A while later, dad comes back* Girl : What…
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I LOVE MY BOOKS💬0

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Musiphat goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. Alinco is the Librarian… Musiphat :  Pls do you have a book on suicide ? Akpors :  Why do you want t…
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FAILURE MESSAGE💬0

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Alinco's dad (Mr Kappudon) converses with his son Kappudon :     Alinco,I learnt your JAMB result is out. Alinco :         Daddy can you remember John who …
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GET THEE BEHIND ME💬0

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BOY :     Do u have a boyfriend? GIRL:     No, i don't have one. BOY :     Gen 2:18, "The lord God said, it is not good for a man to be alone, I will …
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MARRIAGE ON CREDIT💬0

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Eggistu converses with his father Eggistu: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married Kappudon: I don't know son, I'm still paying Eggistu: So, you me…
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