BOY : Do u have a boyfriend?
GIRL: No, i don't have one.
BOY : Gen 2:18, "The lord God said, it is not good for a man to be alone, I will make a helper suitable for him."
GIRL : "But i don't love you."
BOY : 1 Jn 4:8, "whoever does not love,does not know God, because God is love."
GIRL : And how would I know if you mean those words?
BOY : Matt 12:34, "for out of the abundance of the hearth mouth speaks."
GIRL : How can I be really be sure that you're loyal & honest?
BOY : Mark 13:31, "heaven & earth will pass away but my words will never pass away."
GIRL : But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
BOY : Prov 31:29, "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL : But what is in me that you like?
BOY : Song of Solomon 4:7, "you are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you"
GIRL: But I'm not that beautiful you're exaggerating
BOY: Prov 31:30, "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised
GIRL: What if i say yes.
BOY: Gen 2:24, "Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother & they shall become one flesh
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much ?
BOY: Joshua 1:8, "This book of law shall not depart from your mouth but you shall meditate on it day & night so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you make your way prosperous and you will have good success"
GIRL: Wow, I can see you really love God
BOY: Ps 34:8, "oh, taste and see that lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in him."
GIRL: mmhn. OK please give time to think about it
BOY: Philippians 4:8, "finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honourable, whatever is just, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise think about this thing
GIRL: (shouts) Get thee behind me.......!!!!!!!
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