TOP 50 VERY SHORT FUNNY NAUGHTY JOKES - laughing tonic, comedy pills;

Wedding night confession
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HUSBAND: I'm sorry, I have slept with a lot of prostitutes
WIFE: I knew it!! your face looks so familiar
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Husband fainted

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TEACHER: Give an example of business failure due to careless management
STUDENT: A prostitute getting pregnant

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A girl in a taxi now removed her cloth and a guy sucked her nipple as if nobody was there the girl is like 29 years old and the guy is like 6month old

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Some Ladies will sleep with you just to Copy your sex styles to teach their Boyfriends...Be wise😁😁😁

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Guys any girl that doesn't follow u home Shouldn't follow u to Restaurants and Malls Because charity begins at home😂😂😂😂😂

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My Girlfriend Told Me To Show More Interest in Her Family😕. So I'm Now Dating Her Sister Too 😋😋😒😒😒

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Guy: I like that babe.
Friend: Dude, she has a guy.
Guy: Goalpost always has a goalkeeper but that doesn't mean u can't score goals 😂😂😂😂😂

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All Girls that cross their legs while sitting have torn panties. A girl just told me. Show me urs if adey lie

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A Phone without Data is like a Girl without Breast. Nothing to press🔞🔞🔞

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The way fine girls are greeting me this days erhh.. Is like the devil is jealous of my virginity 😋😋😂😂😉😉

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U suck her Vagina b4 making love BUT u use condom when making luv with her Bros, What are u preventing, cough or Catarrh?

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COLD = We Virgins deserve daily allowance for overcoming dis temperature Especially now dat d weather is not encouraging to us.

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Men are always complaining about girls' fallen boobs as if their testicles are standing

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My landlord's daughter is pregnant but she has not yet confessed the guy responsible. But as for me, I'm going to my hometown to see my people. It's been a long time.

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Girls with Small breast are always scared to hang their bra's outside because it looks like eyeglass 😂 😂 😂

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Someone somewhere is having sex right now despite all d problems we're facing as a Country Heartless people!

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I said NO to one girl who is  asking me out; my mind is telling me she just wants 2 sleep with me and run away

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I bet every man would be Faithful if God took an Inch of his rod 🍆 every time he cheated Ladies. 😂😂😂

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A good friend is like a bra; hard to find one you’re comfortable with. Always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

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BOY: I don’t think you got the balls for this job
GIRL: Don’t tell me I haven’t got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest and I can guarantee they’re a lot bigger than yours

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I’m sweet, kind, lovable and innocent….shhhhh stop laughing, you’re blowing my cover!

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Girls of today will Never apologize when they're wrong,they just sleep naked by your side. My brother you will end up apologizing.

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Some promises Men make during sex..dey tire me which one be "Baby I'll buy you Money😖 " 😂😂😂😂

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Thunder Fire any boy that will press my future wife boob's like piano in this cold weather

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And ladies are always like.... "All he wants is sex" My sister have you tried giving him money and he rejected? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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When I hear Girls complaining about Carrying a child for 9 months I was like "Keep shut, I have been carrying Millions of babies in my scrotum all my Life and yet am not complaining"

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How Girls Ask For Sex......
White Girl: kisses u & whispers into ur ear "Lets do it"....
Nigeria girls: Baby, I will soon b going home ooo

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Maybe if I nicknamed my rod facebook, she might get on it

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Why do women have boobs….so you got something to look at while you’re talking to them

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GUY: Hey, my rod died; can I bury it in your ....?
GIRL: (under breath) damn; he’s good

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FLIRTING = How would you like to live under my skirt

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No rod is small to a well kept vagina, if you have reached a stage were you feel rods are small....congrats, you've made it to the borehole society my sister.😀😀😀🏃🏃🏃

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Those ladies with small buttocks and BIG BOOBS,have you ever heard of IMPROPER Fractions?

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I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

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I am not SANTA but you can still sit on my lap

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I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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Don’t forget that Alcohol helps to remove the stress,…..the bra, the panties and many other problems

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Welcome to the season of Smooching, Squeezing, Licking, Sucking & Getting dirty. Don't stress your brain too much, it's Mango Season. 😜

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Those who did Agriculture at School why do Chickens run before having sex?

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If u see how your boyfriend is begging girls for number inbox u will stop giving him breast to suck 😂🚶🚶

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My mum wants me to date her neighbors daughter saying she's a nice girl bla bla bla she doesn't know d girl is already my EX😂😂

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Some girls boobs are the reason why Chinua Achebe wrote..."things fall apart"...😂😂

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Sex is like a secret cult everybody belongs to, but no one admits being a member Except pregnant women! 🏃😀2 much wisdom

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African girls ...When the pant is new, she will be like "boo remove it yourself" but wen it is old and faded, she will be like "boo boo wait, I have a surprise for you, close your eyes"

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Ladies that are busy complaining that guys disappear after sex or impregnating you ,so after scoring a goal do you seat at the goal post or run off celebrating wildly

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Which song is good to sing when waiting for HIV test

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Life is a lot like a man's rod…simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then a woman makes it hard

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After having sex with a fat girl, you be like "baby see your jacket on the floor.. And she replies"which jacket?...its my pant"

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Sex education should be taught in school but the children must not be given homework

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My brother not all Boobs You See Standing Are Standing on their own. Some Are Using Crutches

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