The only way to identify a female mosquito is to observe the one that fly's around your pocket😄😜
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My Sister Did he promise you the same world he still owes his ex? Be wise
.Witchcraft is when you're suspecting your boyfriend has a side chick Then boom ..You're the side chick..
.Dont be angry if she doesn't reply your text. Some of these slay queens cant read. Relax my brother..
.My sister your profile says Interested in Men But when Men inbox you, you ignore their texts. Why?
.Some Girls are like Bag of Weed. You love Her but you can't show her to your Parents
.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
.If U call a girl and she is not picking...... Just text her "Did you receive an alert" Then wait and leave the rest to God😂😂😂😂
.On a date, Some girls will allow u buy them fried rice and chicken before they eventually tell you "am in a relationship" is this not wickedness? 😏
.Nothing is sweeter than taking your babe who visit you for a weekend to ATM machine and the machine swallowed your ATM.....
.all I need now is a girl to say baby take this money, I sold my Fathers Land, Manage it I will bring more when I sell the car please 😂😂😂
.Nowadays slayqueens will cook white rice and add Snapchat editing filters to make it jollof. Sista, Chai. See ur life?? 😁😁😂🚶🚶
.If two girls fight over u, my brother i advise u to take the one that looses. You can't be dating a " Bae John Cena" Be wise bro
.The reason why some slay queens don't wear clothes twice 👗👙👘👠 is because they have returned it to the original owner 😂😂
.When she comes to buy bread with an oversized 👕 T-shirt and slippers. Respect yourself bro, she is in her Boo's house. 😁😁😂
.Ladies don't let your man value you ONLY at night, you’re not a torch light
.Dear Ladies. If u don't call us AIRTEL will call us. If u don't text us MTN will text us. If u don't visit us Jehovah's witness will.
.My Sister, There Is No Need To Brag About Your Curves, Even Blackberry Had Curves Too but 2day is no more. Be Humble
.Behind Every heels, there is a slippers inside the handbag; heheheheh
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If you know, you know
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If you know, you know
Why buy a lipstick worth #5,000 for a lip that can't even pronounce Ecclesiastes
.If the bride's parent dance too much on your wedding day, Just know that you have married the troublemaker of their family.
.Tall girls pressing phone at night be looking like street lights🤭
.When some girls are looking for boyfriend U I'll see dem uploading pictures with the tag @no body's Queen with no worries
.I'm still looking for d person who told women to always clap their hands when quarreling!!!!😂
.He calls you 'My angel' but he only wants to see you and invite you over at night..My sister are you the angel of darkness?? 😁😁
.If u visit a guy & he takes ur slippers inside. My sister forget it, u re a side chick. Don't wait 4 a pastor to tell u
.My girlfriend ask me why I've never smiled at her ever since we started datin, she forgot she told me that she wanted a serious relationship
.Nothing feels good like dating a girl who never asks you for money....
.A real woman leads a man to A church Not a restaurant.
.Wife material are ladies who are using their real surname on Facebook.
.Dating a slim girl is good, not until she removes her cloth and you discover she uses belt to hold her pant 😂
.I cancelled a date wit a one girl yesterday She called me and saying: "Eggistu I nor blame u - U make me baf for nothing."
.Girls will get their Nails done then start an Argument just to point at you.
.Some Girls Stay Longer In Bathrooms Than In Relationship. Go Argue With Your Wig😎😉
.A lady’s relationship may not last, as long as her "best friend" is still "single"
.If a girl says "how are u " simply answer " I am fine But if u have money u can say "fine and u? Only few will understand
.Dating two short girls at the same time is not cheating. Look at it : "½ + ½ = 1"
.What is fraud ? Fraud is wen u get a girlfriend today and tomorrow is her birthday
.If she is not annoying you then my brother, she’s annoying her real boyfriend somewhere.
.If money grew on trees, some girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys
.Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs, I’ll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality.....prayer point: Oh God; give me sense
.That One ToothBrush All Your Girlfriends Use When They come for A Sleep Over & Each One Of Them Think Its Only Her Who Use It.
.Short girls are the best you can carry them around your house like a laptop.
.I ask my Gym instructor, that which machine should I use to impress a Lady? He pointed outside showing me an ATM Machine
.God are the days when girls cooked like their mothers, now they drink like their fathers. Be a slay queen with common sense jooor. 😁😁😂
.Every woman has two men. The one she's a fool for, And the one who's a fool for her. 🚶🚶🚶🚶
.Don't trust a girl who doesn't use her fathers name on social media.most especially on Facebook, If she can deny her father? My brother who are you😂
.But how can a girl be Fat' Ugly and Not know how to cook? D Witches in her Village are Heartless oh!!!!😀
.Ladies being rude to men will only earn you more days in your father's compound.
.Some girls are only supporting Brazil because that's where their hair comes from.
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